Here my Redwings are up 4-0 and set to move into the next series, and I can't watch the game. Ahh, what is a man to do. That does it. The conservative movement has failed. I will no longer associate myself with a movement that can't even succeed at bringing me the Redwings game.
It must be George Bush's doing. It's his fault. He didnt' do anything to stop the free marketing of NHL games. We need to have more regulations on TV sports. We need to make sure great games are brought to all the good folks (especially me). Who cares about the NHL and the Redwings making more money free marketing their product on TV channels that are unreachable by all Americans. What they are doing is unfair, and must be stopped.
We need to make a law banning the free marketing of the NHL, and make it available to all the good people. This is a people movement. It's for the morale of the people.
It is absolutely unacceptable that someone like me shouldn't be able to watch a Redwings game. And, if my new progressive law is enacted, no more Redwings fans will ever have to suffer.
Thanks for allowing me to rant.