Hi. My name is Barack Obama and I am not campaigning and Mitt Romney is. I'm going to take advantage of this storm, one of the worst storms we've ever had to suffer through, and we're going to take advantage of this storm to get re-elected. While Romney is campaigning, we are trying to find things to give to those who have lost or are suffering due to this storm. We want to make sure everyone has a fair share to live in peace, and so we want to give you stuff for free, and tell you that Romney wants to take it away. This is why I'm running for four more years.